October 29, 2010

"Why did you cut the carpet with the scissors?"
"I wanted it to be more comfortable."

October 27, 2010

"Mommy, how did you know how to do that?"
"I dunno. Just from growing up"
"Yeah, when you grow up you learn to do things like chew gum."

October 18, 2010

"Do you know what's stronger than Vikings?... Mermaids."

October 17, 2010

Looking through pictures and he comments:
"That's me.  In the car.  Being bald."

October 14, 2010

"Uncle Scott, I want to use your BB gun and go to Grandma's and kill a turtle... In the face!"