August 20, 2010

"Do these pants make my butt look big?"

"I want to fight a bee.  I will move fast and avoid its pokes."

"I have a piece of Ramen stuck in my nose."

August 18, 2010

"I told you, when I yawn, it means I'm not tired."

"What is this macaroni and cheese you speak of?"

"I need some Capri Sun to balance me out."

D: I want some milky wilky.
Dad: That's not how you say it.
D: Duh, I said it in Spanish.

August 8, 2010

Already this morning...
"Mommy, do you know that my weiner is verrrrry skinny?"


Older stuff:

To the Hooter's waitress
"Whoa... that's a nice shirt ya got there."


Daniel using a disposable camera
"Everybody say AWKWARD!"

August 7, 2010. Starting off with a backlog of comments...

Arriving at my family reunion, where there are tents set up:
"Oh cool, they have a Sunsetter!"  (think Sunsetter retractable awnings)

Meeting a cute girl, she's probably around 8 years old:
"Will you write your name on my hand so I don't forget?"


After walking up to me, first looking triumphant, then immediately dejected and as he walked away:
"Aww man, my fart went away, now I can't make you pull my finger."


I hadn't been able to find my phone for a couple of days so I asked him if he had taken it to play with.  He admitted to taking it and I sent him to find it in his room:
D: Here Mommy - I found it in my sheets.  Aren't you proud of me that I found it?
Me: I'd be more proud if you hadn't taken it and lost it in the first place.
D: Maybe you should make the unlocking code harder so I can't figure it out.



Me: "Will you make me a glass of ice water please?"
D: "You mean like with ice and water?"


Thanking me for making him a sandwich
"Thanks man.  Oops, I mean dude.  Oops, I mean dudette... oh wait, that's a girl... Well you are a girl.... well - you know what I mean."


Watching our male cat do dirty things to our girl cat
"Peanut was riding Bella.  It was so cute!"


D: "Ow, my weiner buttons!"
Me: "What are your weiner buttons?"
D: "The two little buttons by my weiner!"
yes, he means testicles.  and yes, the name has stuck.

Meet Daniel...

Daniel, D-Man, Big D, Hurricane D, Daniella - my son goes by many names.  He was a little bit of a late bloomer as far as talking goes.  His older sister always took the speaking role and it wasn't until he was 2 that Daniel decided to speak up for himself.  He's 5 now and hasn't quit talking since.

He is a very true combination of his 3 biggest influences: my husband, me, and TV.  He's part smart ass, part contemplative idiot, part Spongebob, but mostly all boy.  And here are a few of the things he says...