Friday, February 4, 2011

D: "Mommy, you want this penny?"
Me: "Sure"
D: "It'll cost you 1 cent."

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

D: "When I close my eyes I see yellow spots."
Me: "That's because you were staring at the light."
D: "When I open them I see a fart cloud."

January 26, 2011

Daughter: His real name is Scotty.
Daniel: And his fake name is Mr. Potatohead

Friday, January 7, 2011

My daughter: "What's a pestle?"
Daniel: "A puppy's ears."