Saturday, November 13, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
October 29, 2010
"Why did you cut the carpet with the scissors?"
"I wanted it to be more comfortable."
"I wanted it to be more comfortable."
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
October 27, 2010
"Mommy, how did you know how to do that?"
"I dunno. Just from growing up"
"Yeah, when you grow up you learn to do things like chew gum."
"I dunno. Just from growing up"
"Yeah, when you grow up you learn to do things like chew gum."
Monday, October 18, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
October 14, 2010
"Uncle Scott, I want to use your BB gun and go to Grandma's and kill a turtle... In the face!"
Friday, August 20, 2010
August 20, 2010
"Do these pants make my butt look big?"
"I want to fight a bee. I will move fast and avoid its pokes."
"I have a piece of Ramen stuck in my nose."
"I want to fight a bee. I will move fast and avoid its pokes."
"I have a piece of Ramen stuck in my nose."
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
August 18, 2010
"I told you, when I yawn, it means I'm not tired."
"What is this macaroni and cheese you speak of?"
"I need some Capri Sun to balance me out."
D: I want some milky wilky.
Dad: That's not how you say it.
D: Duh, I said it in Spanish.
"What is this macaroni and cheese you speak of?"
"I need some Capri Sun to balance me out."
D: I want some milky wilky.
Dad: That's not how you say it.
D: Duh, I said it in Spanish.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
August 8, 2010
Already this morning...
"Mommy, do you know that my weiner is verrrrry skinny?"
Older stuff:
To the Hooter's waitress
"Whoa... that's a nice shirt ya got there."
Daniel using a disposable camera
"Everybody say AWKWARD!"
"Mommy, do you know that my weiner is verrrrry skinny?"
Older stuff:
To the Hooter's waitress
"Whoa... that's a nice shirt ya got there."
Daniel using a disposable camera
"Everybody say AWKWARD!"
Saturday, August 7, 2010
August 7, 2010. Starting off with a backlog of comments...
Arriving at my family reunion, where there are tents set up:
"Oh cool, they have a Sunsetter!" (think Sunsetter retractable awnings)
Meeting a cute girl, she's probably around 8 years old:
"Will you write your name on my hand so I don't forget?"
After walking up to me, first looking triumphant, then immediately dejected and as he walked away:
"Aww man, my fart went away, now I can't make you pull my finger."
I hadn't been able to find my phone for a couple of days so I asked him if he had taken it to play with. He admitted to taking it and I sent him to find it in his room:
D: Here Mommy - I found it in my sheets. Aren't you proud of me that I found it?
Me: I'd be more proud if you hadn't taken it and lost it in the first place.
D: Maybe you should make the unlocking code harder so I can't figure it out.
Me: "Will you make me a glass of ice water please?"
D: "You mean like with ice and water?"
Thanking me for making him a sandwich
"Thanks man. Oops, I mean dude. Oops, I mean dudette... oh wait, that's a girl... Well you are a girl.... well - you know what I mean."
Watching our male cat do dirty things to our girl cat
"Peanut was riding Bella. It was so cute!"
D: "Ow, my weiner buttons!"
Me: "What are your weiner buttons?"
D: "The two little buttons by my weiner!"
yes, he means testicles. and yes, the name has stuck.
"Oh cool, they have a Sunsetter!" (think Sunsetter retractable awnings)
Meeting a cute girl, she's probably around 8 years old:
"Will you write your name on my hand so I don't forget?"
After walking up to me, first looking triumphant, then immediately dejected and as he walked away:
"Aww man, my fart went away, now I can't make you pull my finger."
I hadn't been able to find my phone for a couple of days so I asked him if he had taken it to play with. He admitted to taking it and I sent him to find it in his room:
D: Here Mommy - I found it in my sheets. Aren't you proud of me that I found it?
Me: I'd be more proud if you hadn't taken it and lost it in the first place.
D: Maybe you should make the unlocking code harder so I can't figure it out.
Me: "Will you make me a glass of ice water please?"
D: "You mean like with ice and water?"
Thanking me for making him a sandwich
"Thanks man. Oops, I mean dude. Oops, I mean dudette... oh wait, that's a girl... Well you are a girl.... well - you know what I mean."
Watching our male cat do dirty things to our girl cat
"Peanut was riding Bella. It was so cute!"
D: "Ow, my weiner buttons!"
Me: "What are your weiner buttons?"
D: "The two little buttons by my weiner!"
yes, he means testicles. and yes, the name has stuck.
Meet Daniel...
Daniel, D-Man, Big D, Hurricane D, Daniella - my son goes by many names. He was a little bit of a late bloomer as far as talking goes. His older sister always took the speaking role and it wasn't until he was 2 that Daniel decided to speak up for himself. He's 5 now and hasn't quit talking since.
He is a very true combination of his 3 biggest influences: my husband, me, and TV. He's part smart ass, part contemplative idiot, part Spongebob, but mostly all boy. And here are a few of the things he says...
He is a very true combination of his 3 biggest influences: my husband, me, and TV. He's part smart ass, part contemplative idiot, part Spongebob, but mostly all boy. And here are a few of the things he says...
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