Arriving at my family reunion, where there are tents set up:
"Oh cool, they have a Sunsetter!" (think Sunsetter retractable awnings)
Meeting a cute girl, she's probably around 8 years old:
"Will you write your name on my hand so I don't forget?"
After walking up to me, first looking triumphant, then immediately dejected and as he walked away:
"Aww man, my fart went away, now I can't make you pull my finger."
I hadn't been able to find my phone for a couple of days so I asked him if he had taken it to play with. He admitted to taking it and I sent him to find it in his room:
D: Here Mommy - I found it in my sheets. Aren't you proud of me that I found it?
Me: I'd be more proud if you hadn't taken it and lost it in the first place.
D: Maybe you should make the unlocking code harder so I can't figure it out.
Me: "Will you make me a glass of ice water please?"
D: "You mean like with ice and water?"
Thanking me for making him a sandwich
"Thanks man. Oops, I mean dude. Oops, I mean dudette... oh wait, that's a girl... Well you are a girl.... well - you know what I mean."
Watching our male cat do dirty things to our girl cat
"Peanut was riding Bella. It was so cute!"
D: "Ow, my weiner buttons!"
Me: "What are your weiner buttons?"
D: "The two little buttons by my weiner!"
yes, he means testicles. and yes, the name has stuck.
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